I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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