So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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