i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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