Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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