Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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