As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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