so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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