so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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