We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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