he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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