Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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