Do vagina's smell?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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