He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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