My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Enjoy the penises
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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