I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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