just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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