Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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