i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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