And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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