do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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