if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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