I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
one might say we're banned from that church
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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