woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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