I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I didn't notice because vodka
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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