he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I touched a dick in church today
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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