is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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