so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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