We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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