oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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