I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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