If i come over, it means nothing
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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