do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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