can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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