There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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