That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We got so high we made milksteak
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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