We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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