Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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