Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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