so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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