Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
apparently the secret to your success is patron
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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