I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Randomize
