Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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