What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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