We're facebook friends in real life
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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