It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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