why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just found a bag of teeth...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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