I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
