what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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