He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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