He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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