u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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