Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
